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I hate cars but I really love movies about cars similar to how I hate guns but I usually like video games about guns

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All I have to say about urianger is that one day he will cum, once, and then start talking normally for the rest of the story

oh boy, another day where something happens that makes me feel like shit, unloved, and unwanted



If Gaetz doesn't look like the epitome of a fascist, I don't know who does. I mean just look at his face.

you ever just feel like you have no one you can share your feelings with

It would be cool if literally anything could go my way. Give me a break

sex toys 

I like that I spent a lot of money on a toy, and the package they sent me with slow-ass shipping doesn't even contain the toy.

Great, I love having to go through support channels. It would almost be easier to open a dispute on my card.

- make plans to hang out with someone
- they say they have conflicting plans but are still free later
- later rolls around and they say they only have an hour because of different plans
- takes an hour to tell you they can't hang out any more

cool, great, thanks. guess I'll go watch star trek to distract myself from sad

Anyone who uses DoorDash knows that they've had increased delivery times and have been pushing hard that there aren't enough drivers.

This happened overnight. At the same time, they started pushing Caviar, a new service for pickup.

I had the fastest delivery I've ever had on DD last night, three times faster than their estimate.

I posit that DoorDash is artificially inflating delivery times and setting restaurants as pickup only in order to drive more business to Caviar.

lonely and having bad day with no one to talk to

covid vaccine 

Hi, it's me, person with pre-existing conditions that could use the vaccine.

Literally everyone else I know in my life, some around the same age as me (without pre-existing conditions), has already received their vaccine.

I'm signed up in three separate places and haven't heard shit. What a great system.

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